I’ve been photographing grrls for so long that I’ve heard every excuse there is when canceling a shoot. If you are porn star/model here’s a few you can use or work with next time you cancel on me or some other photographer. My advice is to be honest, but some grrls have trouble with that.
- “I don’t feel good” – this usually means she is hungover from a crazy night before.
- “My boyfriend needs me.” – usually means she has some loser boyfriend who is needy and jealous.
- “I’m joining the Army” – yes, I heard that one. It scared me to think she was going to protect our great country. Thank god she changed her mind.
- “I have a yeast infection.” – this could be true, but its the biggest reason why you need to keep you grrly parts clean and be smart with who you fuck!
- “I feel heavy and blotted” – it means that she is lazy and is not taking care of herself.
- “Its that time of the month” – could be true, but most of the time its not.
- “My agent didn’t tell me about the shoot.” – This one could be true depending on the agent involved. BUT a grrl should always know here schedule.
- “My shoot from yesterday hasn’t ended.” – this is true 95% of the time. Porn shoots seem to go very long for NO reason.
- “I forgot” – my favorite of all.
- “I’m too fucked up from last night.” – this usually means too much booze, drugs and sex. I’ve used this one myself too many times.
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