A Joke Inside of a Joke: Porn Parodies

OK, I’m NOT the type to complain, criticize, or bitch about much.  I’m also not the type to worry about what other people are doing, or the type to say too much about what I’m doing.  Nevertheless, I say what I want, when I want!  So, now I’m here to say a little something about porn parodies – what is going on with porn these days?  Why all the stupid parodies?  And most importantly, are they really making money?

It might have worked a couple years ago, but the novelty has worn off.  Now, I recognize that most people in the porn biz have very little talent or imagination.  But for fuck sake, please stop with the parodies!

That being said, I really want to see the numbers.  Like, how much do they cost to produce?  What’s the overall profit?  And, are they really worth it?  As a producer, I personally don’t think it’s worth it.  I also would love to meet the men/women who go out to buy one of these DVD’s.  I want to hear why he or she buys it and if they really enjoy watching a bad knock-off of an already-terrible show/movie.  What happened to just good old-fashioned quality porn?  I’m not saying I’m better than anyone.  I just want to understand WTF is up with these lame parodies.

I’ve talked to a lot of talent who have appeared in these parodies, and most (if not all) hate doing them.  They got into porn to make hot, sexy, fun porn – NOT act in a movie that no one will care about by next week.  As for the companies that make them, please tell me they’re worth it.  Tell me you really love what you make and it’s making a big profit for you.  All in all, tell me I’m wrong.  If you are going to keep making “movies,” why can’t you just make a movie about fucking and sex?  Sex is fun!  Fucking is real fun!  SO, why mess it up with some cheesy parody?  Makes absolutely no sense, but that’s just me.

By | 2016-10-15T07:25:01+00:00 September 9th, 2011|Categories: Blog|Tags: , , , |2 Comments